Only One Thing Dumber than a Turkey

[Julie Gammack]

Frankenturkey! What fun!

[Diane Porter]

I like it a lot! It's such a pleasure to read something this amusing and original and, well, well written. You have a jolly, smooth voice. Thanks for the pleasure.

[Kathi Zimpleman]

I love the way you think!

Happy Thanksgiving!!

[Richard Gilbert]

This column should become an annual Thanksgiving` read-aloud classic. Thank you Mary!

[Denise OBrien]

Thanks for making me laugh on this beautiful morning, the day before Thanksgiving, having finished delivery of my gobblers yesterday.

[Robert Leonard]

Fun!